I feel a little bad since Aunt Jana was just telling me how beautiful Bronwen's eyebrows are. Truth is, I do pluck them. Sad, really, that she has the Bert-esque unibrow, but we love her despite her hirsute nature. I really wish I knew which one of us she got it from, though.
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Eeeee Gawd!!!!! Plucking eyebrows, getting into electric outlets, knives, etc. and eating lead paint!!!! Don't worry Bronwen love, Mimi is on her way to rescue you from that unibrowed, high talking parent and his caniving sidekick.
Bronwen
I can see that have not only have you inherited my ginormous head and advanced sense of humor but you have also received the Turpish eyebrow curse.
Don't worry your mom is a pro with the tweezers...
I don't know who this mimi character is but it sounds like Bronwen is having an excellent time with two fun loving parents rather than being trapped on a shelf in the top of the closet, while being photographed...
Dearest Bee, In years to come you will realize that your poor Aunt Jan suffered from reality disorder called sparklesphrenia. Luckily it is not an inherited trait, so you need not worry. We let her immerse in her delusions so that she will not bother the rest of us. (However, she is VERY funny and you will laugh a lot when you spend more time with her.)
PS: Before anyone comments (and you know who you are) I do know how to spell "conniving", it was late and I depended on a spell check function that didn't happen.
That's my story and I'm stikking to it.
Bronwen,
The creative are always persecuted. I, however, have obtained photographic evidence of the afore mentioned incident. Stay tuned to TMZ to view it. I am taking my story public. I believe I have also unearthed a photo of a fork print in an unmentionable area.
XOXO,
Aunt Jan
ps While not all of my traits are inheritable, I do believe spelling is gene 672 passed down from the maternal grandmother so you are doomed.
It wansn't a fork it was a spoon and I still know how to use it!!
Not on you dear Bee, of course, because you will be able to do whatever you like when you're with me :)
What a ham!
Love it!
-Cheechee
Can you do my brows, too?
And on another note, steven and i started watching heroes on netflix...BEST SHOW EVER!!
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