Do you have a baby at home who frequently gets bored?
Do you have floors that just don't stay clean?
Do you have trouble keeping off those extra "vanity pounds?"
Need a solution that solves ALL these problems? Well, folks, look no further! I have just the game for YOU! All you need are: A baby, a laundry basket, a towel, and a floor!
Place baby in basket, place basket on the towel on a hardwood floor, and push baby around as fast as you can, with an enthusiastic "Weeeeeeeee!"
(Game also works well on carpet, without towel.)
Guaranteed fun for all involved. *
* Game not sold in stores. Persons must be in good physical health in order to play, as game will increase heart rate. Baby must be secured in basket at all times. Adult supervision required.
4 comments:
Wheeee! I want to play too! Are there any age requirements?
I love you!
You should market below the MasonDixon line. Yankees can not appreciate the simplicity of homemade games.
If you have missed placed your baby, this game can also be played with a kitten. Cousin Trixie loves this game!
We often play this game with fewer parts. Ours includes, a big sister, a little brother, and a blanket. Lauren loves to pull Braedan around on his blanket! Once again, adult supervision is required!
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